The Fumble Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.