The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.