The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Johnson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.