The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.