The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.