The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.