The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Coach says Johnson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.