The Garbage-Time Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
85%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.