The Fumble Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.