The Fumble Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Johnson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
83%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.