The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Johnson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.