The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.