The Committee Backfield Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.