The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Johnson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
84%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.