The Hamstring Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.