The Hamstring Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.