The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.