The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.