The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Johnson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
80%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.