The Snap Count Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.