The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Johnson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
83%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.