The Fumble Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Johnson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
85%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.