The Garbage-Time Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Chiefs offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chiefs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.