The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chiefs defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
79%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chiefs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.