The Garbage-Time Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
77%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chiefs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.