The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
92%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chiefs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.