The Prevent Defense Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chiefs defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
78%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chiefs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.