The Hamstring Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Chiefs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.