The Garbage-Time Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
86%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chiefs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.