The Late Scratch Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
91%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Chiefs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.