The Prevent Defense Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Chiefs defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
76%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chiefs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.