The Late Scratch Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
89%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chiefs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.