The Blown Coverage Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chiefs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kenneth Walker III
- Rashee Rice
- Patrick Mahomes
- Travis Kelce
- Josh Downs
- Emmett Johnson
- Xavier Worthy
- Harrison Butker
- Cyrus Allen
- Ben VanSumeren
- Jared Wiley
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.