The Late Scratch Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chiefs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.