The Garbage-Time Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Chiefs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.