The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chiefs defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
79%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Chiefs, Chiefs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.