The Hamstring Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
80%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chiefs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.