The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chiefs defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chiefs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.