The Hamstring Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Chiefs offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
77%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Chiefs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.