The Late Scratch Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
85%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chiefs, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.