The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
91%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Chiefs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.