The Phantom Flag Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Chiefs offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
87%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chiefs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.