The Prevent Defense Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Chiefs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.