The Phantom Flag Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
72%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chiefs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Rashee Rice
- Patrick Mahomes
- Travis Kelce
- Josh Downs
- Emmett Johnson
- Xavier Worthy
- Harrison Butker
- Cyrus Allen
- Ben VanSumeren
- Jared Wiley
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.