The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
80%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chiefs, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.