The Butter-Finger Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Turpin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Turpin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.