The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- The broadcast shows Turpin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Turpin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Turpin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.