The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“The QB looks at Turpin exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Turpin scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.