The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- Turpin tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Turpin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.