The Sunday Night Fade Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.